Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?