What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?