Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Who invented fractions?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?