Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What words make the best athletes?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?