Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Which subject has two parts?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call hiking college students?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why do elephants have trunks?