Why did the barber win the race?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which state has the best streets?