What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?