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What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What insect runs away from everything?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?