Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was the bunny upset?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?