Where do ants go to eat?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

I like telling Dad jokes.

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?