What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Can February March?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
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