Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do cows like to dance to?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.