Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?