What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
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