Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

How did the tree get lost?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?