What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?