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Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
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