When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?