Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kind of bird can write?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?