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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why do dogs run in circles?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?