What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?