What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Can February March?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What birds make average students?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
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