What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
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