Why did the person sit on the clock?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

How can you farm during the winter?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Families are like fudge.

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Do dads always snore?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?