What farm animal is best at karate?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why was the mime upset?