What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?