What did the pen say to the pencil?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Where was Noah born?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?