What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the professor write on the window?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do termites go camping?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?