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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What does Santa order at the bar?

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What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

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How did the vampire start his letter?

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Why did the puppy struggle in school?

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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?