What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How do bears keep cool?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?