Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why was the bud so shy?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do stars celebrate in December?