What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
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