What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What sport requires no movement at all?
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
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