What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
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What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
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What do you call a peanut in space?
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