What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
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Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do fish live in salt water?
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