How do you take a pig to the hospital?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

How can you make 7 even?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?