What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's the most athletic footwear?