Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Where do kittens go to school?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?