Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?