Why are English teachers so smart?

Why is a computer so smart?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

How long will dinner be?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What birds make average students?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?