Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?