What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
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