Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?