What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

How do you make a bandstand?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why was the bunny upset?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?