Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are cause and effect so close?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What's a cat's favorite board game?