What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What's the loudest sport?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?