What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How does a polar bear build a house?
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