What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What game do bats excel at?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which relative loves rice?
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