What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Who invented fractions?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where does Superman park his cars?
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