What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do stars go to college?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
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