How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

When do mice play every day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?