Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Where was Noah born?

What is another term for the price of gas?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?