Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

How do you talk to a giant?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the cow go to outer space?