What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Where do chips wear socks?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do math teachers eat?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the echo get detention?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?