What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?