Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why did the mare gain weight?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Which elf is the best singer?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?