Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What birds make average students?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Who invented fractions?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?