What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?