Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?