What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?