What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do cows like to dance to?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?