What school subject really rocks?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What math figure is also in the band?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?