What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do stars go to college?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where are average things manufactured?