What animal always goes to heaven?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why is the beach so confident?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did the pen say to the pencil?