What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
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