Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Someone stole my mood ring!

My brother is my partner in crime.

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How do you make a cow float?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?