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Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What table can you never sit at?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

How do animals blend into the desert?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What vegetables make the best music?