Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the color of the wind?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
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