Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's the loudest sport?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What's the perfect job for a cow?