Why did the professor write on the window?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How do you arrest a pig?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What instrument did the door play in the band?