Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What table can you never sit at?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which insect is the smartest?
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