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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Which family member has tusks?
When is Dad's bedtime?
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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
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What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
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