Why did the student always get straight A's?

What words make the best athletes?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why do all the planets get along?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?