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What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Guitarists are so stressed out.