What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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