What animal styles their hair every day?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which president loved to take baths?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do two skunks argue?

What's the richest basketball team?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?