Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?