What do you call an emergency in the spring?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?