Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why do cows wear bells?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the mime upset?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?