What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What bird is always sad?
Why do cows wear bells?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
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