What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the math book sad in winter?
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