What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which musician loves to make chili?
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