Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?