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Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call an old snowman?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which singer could always break a five?

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call bears with no ears?