How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why was the spider so smart?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?