Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?