What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did electricity win the race?

What day is your mom always right?