Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is a table you can eat?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the bee sad?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What table can you never sit at?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
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