Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why is a doctor always calm?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
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