Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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