Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Which animal is the most religious?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What was the first animal in space?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
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