Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What says: oom oom oom?
What do fish use for glasses?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
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