Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
What is the most faithful insect?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
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