Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What makes music in your hair?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?