Why was the cow unable to run the race?
It had a sore calf.
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How long will dinner be?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's the politest month?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a pig thief?
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