Two silkworms got in a fight.

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?