Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?