Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?