What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What British bugs are the best singers?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?