Why does a duck have tail feathers?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?