What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
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