What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
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