How do billboards talk?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What sweet treat never panics?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?