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Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call octopus twins?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?