What's a watch's eldest relative?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?