What did you learn in school today, son?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?