What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How do bees get to school?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?