My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Where would you put an injured insect?