Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did March say to the madness?