I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What animal floats best?
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