Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Can February March?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

How did the vampire start his letter?