What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What bee is good for your health?
I'm not a bad putter.
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