What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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