What do sheep say when they're in love?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why was the bunny upset?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?