What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

How do you make a cow float?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the foal cough?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?