Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How does a witch play loud music?

What says: oom oom oom?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Which big cat never tells the truth?