Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Do dads always snore?

Why are goats so funny?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Which president loved to take baths?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?