Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's E.T. short for?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why was the mime upset?