Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which family member is always relieved?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
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