Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Which family member has tusks?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
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