Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a bat's favorite game?
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