Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
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