Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

It's Crowded!