Which subject has two parts?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a sad latte?