What is a plant's favorite college course?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do stars go to college?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Which big cat loves to drive?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?