What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?